How to make a Janel

Ingredients:
5 parts success
3 parts beauty
5 parts family
5 parts love

Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Top it off with a sprinkle of fitness and enjoy!



What about me?

love prints & handy crafts,
used to live in tokyo for a couple of yrs
however do not speak japanese,

eat only the breast meat,
do not eat abalone,
love black/white vinegar & gyoza,
pick out onions & pickles from my food,

have 'negro' curly hair,
play the electone,
love the rain,
prefer the night to day,

squeeze my toothpaste from its end,
wear my retainers at night,
love romantic comedies.


My nature

quiet
independent
logical
unemotional
ingenious
innovative
curious
driven to increase competence
casual
adaptive
nonconforming
unpredictable
detached
reasonable
balanced
avoids aggression and violence
tolerant
calm
well-developed sense of justice
empathetic
free of jealousy
loves to read


How to love me


♥ Respect my privacy and independence.

♥ Appreciate my competencies and wealth of creative ideas.

♥ Encourage me to spend time alone.

♥ Don't talk too much or force an emotional conversation before I'm ready.

♥ Try not to nag me about being messy or meeting deadlines.

♥ Allow me plenty of space to pursue my interests in depth and time to think things through.

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i am developing a slight rash which i suspect is
from the moisturizer i bought yesterday.
hmm,
Neutrogena is dermatologist recommended, yes?
and the bottle states it's allergy tested.
some sort of inconsistency goin' on.

anyway,
i bought a lil' something to cheer myself from all that irritation.
a tortoise.




a very small one in fact.
and so it's hangin' on my mobile right now.





my mom complained,
"How can you be wastin' $2.50 on such a thing.
And it's only gonna make you happy for one day."

i have no proper explanation for that,
but it's adorable enough to be makin' me purchase it right away.
it's a male tortoise, in case you hadn't noticed.
it's more adorable than the female one which has a bow on her head.

haha.

guess what,
i was just thinkin' bout a statement i muttered the other day.

my girlfriend and i were both staring intently at this gorgeous looking girl on the bus.
everything about her was goddam perfect.
on the surface that is.

subsequently my friend asked, "Why is she so pretty?"
i replied, "Because God was in a bad mood when he created us."

well, maybe if that beautiful girl's all that intelligent as well,
i'm sure God was in a goddam decent mood.
BUT
if she's dumber than i am,
then God is fair afterall.

hmm,
it's the second week of school,
and well well,
my new classmates are a whole bunch of hyperactive learners.
this speaks of much FUN during tutorials,
which is just the thing to keep me entertained.

(strange, i cannot find a word other than 'entertained')

gawd i hate schooling.
neither does working amuse me.
contemplating 'bout such stuff ain't no fun either.

agreed?

part and parcel of life.
exactly huh,
how sad.

and so i like to find something more exciting,
but maybe not yet to the extent of getting a tattoo.
it's permanent man.
unless there's something so great for me to die for, i shall.
gawd, tattoos haven't really crossed my mind for a long while now.

it's always only piercings.
but i like how it feels, when the gun shoots.
or after a couple months the flesh grows back,
i force in an ear stick.
i'm not trying to be disgusting,
because it's from the bottom of my heart.

and i like re-piercing some ear holes myself.
i remember a couple years back i re-pierced my tragus,
there was that sense of satisfaction.
if you don't agree with piercings,
you just don't understand.

i always thought i'd stop at my 9th piercing,
since 9 has always been my favourite number.
lame.
but i just couldn't.
it went on.
and all of a sudden i want another.
great.